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# LOL!!1
# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'

alias icanhas='mkdir'
alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'

alias hai='cd'
alias plz='pwd'

alias inur='locate'

alias nomz='ps -aux'
alias nomnom='killall'

alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'