# LOL!!1 # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh alias wtf='dmesg' alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log' alias rtfm='man' alias :3='echo' alias visible='echo' alias invisible='cat' alias moar='more' alias tldr='less' alias alwayz='tail -f' alias icanhas='mkdir' alias gimmeh='touch' alias donotwant='rm' alias dowant='cp' alias gtfo='mv' alias nowai='chmod' alias hai='cd' alias iz='ls' alias plz='pwd' alias ihasbucket='df -h' alias inur='locate' alias iminurbase='finger' alias btw='nice' alias obtw='nohup' alias nomz='ps -aux' alias nomnom='killall' alias byes='exit' alias cya='reboot' alias kthxbai='halt'