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# LOL!!1
# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

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alias :3='echo'
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alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'
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alias tldr='less'
alias alwayz='tail -f'
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alias icanhas='mkdir'
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alias gimmeh='touch'
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alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'
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alias nowai='chmod'
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alias hai='cd'
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alias iz='ls'
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alias plz='pwd'
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alias ihasbucket='df -h'
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alias inur='locate'
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alias iminurbase='finger'

alias btw='nice'
alias obtw='nohup'
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alias nomz='ps aux'
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alias nomnom='killall'

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alias byes='exit'
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alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'
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alias pwned='ssh'

alias hackzor='git init'
alias rulz='git push'
alias bringz='git pull'
alias moarhack='git checkout'
alias chicken='git add'